What will come first: IPv6 or Duke Nukem Forever?

IPv6It was reported on Slashdot that there's a transition plan to have IPv6 fully deployed by 2011. I've been very interested in IPv6 and have followed news about IPv6 development and deployment rather closely for a few years now, and I honestly don't see the full deployment by 2011 happening. I think the probability of Duke Nukem Forever being finally released is higher.