Apparently driving a humvee during a road test at 50 MPH in a 40 (or was it 30?) zone, rolling through a stop sign (even though there was no traffic), not pulling over for passing emergency vehicles, and coming to a sudden stop when told to "pull over on the side of the road," are all grounds for not being approved for a military driver's license. Go figure.

Side note: I'm from NYC and never had to drive until I got stationed in Texas. I only got my civilian drivers license on July 11th. Sadly, I still drive better than a lot of these Texans even though they've all got years of experience compared to me...