Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is joking; you just have to hope that the person is joking. (link)
I read about a woman eating from a bowl and talking on her cell phone who walked into the path of a freight train (link). I initially thought God bless natural selection, only to realize the irony in that statement.
NewEgg emailed me the UPS tracking number a couple days after I'd already received the package.
<Mom> Do you know a soldier whose last name is NORTON? ... His dad said he is "cavalary?"
<Me> No. There are over 40,000 soldiers on Fort Hood...
<Mom> He also is a medic so was wondering if you knew of him
<Me> Do you know a nurse named "Smith" in Raleigh? :)
Intel has some pretty hilarious PEBKAC based ads. They're funny because they're so realistic. Check them out at http://www.intel.com/business/vpro/pebkac/index.htm.
There's a site (thebibleletter.com) gathering signatures for a letter it intends to send to the CEO of Wal-Mart requesting that copies of the Bible cease to be sold due to it being offensive. It's definitely an amusing letter that's worth reading.